While doing my daily Digging, I found a story about if OS’ were airlines. While funny, it was a little out dated (I think Mac OS 9 days) so I decided to update it.
Windows XP: Bright and colorful plane, it actually holds many many people. Once in flight, there seems to be many terrorstits high-jacking the plane though. When you try to suggest it somebody, they say, “Yeah, I know, aren’t you special?”
Mac OS X: Simple planes that come in a variety of themes. You’ll notice that the milky-white seats are a different color then the brushed metal plane, but yeah know, what ever. When you get off the flight, you either really liked it or just downright hated it, but either way, you look like a smug “hipster” after flying with it.
Linux: Comes in many different flavors and colors. If you try it, you’d like it, but then again, who really tries it, right? In every flavor, you need to bring your own in flight movie, but thats much better then years ago when you had to bring a seat (;)) Though the hardships of purchasing a DVD, you like it, but when you tell a friend they say “What’s Linux Airways? Is that when you have to type commands to make it fly?”
So I searched and an astounding 2.35 million. 
